A Little Game of Cat And Mouse

ROUND 1
The cat has come out in full force. This is just like the T-rex/Raptor scene at the end of the first Jurassic Park except we don’t have to look at Laura Dern use her “I have to shit” face in place of actual acting. ROUND 1 Winner: Cat

ROUND 2
I don’t even know what to say about this picture. I’m not even sure what’s going on. This looks like a scene from one of those Pixar movies where they try to parody the matrix. The cat looks stupid though, so I guess the rat wins. ROUND 2 Winner: Rat

ROUND 3
Looking at this picture I have no idea how anyone has EVER caught a rat in the history of the world. It’s launched it’s body through the air like a small furry missile, leaving the cat standing there, looking like it’s trying to karaoke a Guns N’ Roses song. ROUND 3 WINNER: Rat

ROUND 4

Now I’m emotionally invested in the rat. I don’t even like this picture. Stupid f*&king cat.